If you think this is going to be a cute post about baby giraffes, go ahead and leave the site, because you’re going to be highly disappointed. Hell, you might be disappointed after reading this.

Dear Target, I hate that our relationship has come to this, but we need to talk. Listen, 90% of our relationship is great and I wouldn't change a thing. Like the $3 bins at the entrance for example. I appreciate that they allow me to feel like a great mom by offering my child a glitter ball that has a floating penguin

Just hear me out parents and non parents (enjoy this precious quiet time millennials- your time will come).... We are super fortunate to have a lovely lady (who we call kitty kat, which is totally inappropriate on so many levels) who watches Maximus.

I've had tons of people say I'm a badass or they just don't know how I do it all... The truth is, I have a village of people that support me and I don't have it all together. These comments made me think that Instagram and Facebook are like Spanks...

Regardless of our carefully thought out plans and regardless of our willingness to do whatever it takes, sometimes life takes a turn. Not necessarily for the worse and not necessarily for the best, it just takes a turn.